Long Term Side Effects of Baseball

1- Packing for any adventure takes no more than 30 minutes.

2- You can sing the National Anthem of 2 countries: US and Canada. 

3- Your children know and can perform all Airline safety regulations by themselves at an early age.

4- Your ladies of the leagues totally understand you! i.e. extra innings!

6- Not much ruffles your feathers! 

7- Your wardrobe has at least one t-shirt from every team you've been with! 

8- You've seen more fireworks than the average human! 

9- Rain clouds make you smile!  The thought of a "RainOut" means an unexpected Date Night!!! 

10- You ARE a Global Positioning Satellite! 

11- You have the sleeping patterns of a night shift dock worker & are often unaware of what day it is!

12- You still enjoy nachos at the ballpark!

13- Texting friends at 1:30am is perfectly normal!

14- The friends you meet and merge with are forever. The bond forged is unique and special!

TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME!!